The Sun and Stars will be our guide...

[P.Rutherford]

Bundaberg rum made many funny advertisements and since this forum is mostly about nautical things here's a good one-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5Kf7QPLsvs


I'm a member of a yacht club that's very much like these mariners.  It's a wonderful club with all of the glorious notions of..."well, at least we tried."

Set anchor,

Paul

[Rumata]

Let me add this old by a good one:

The woman took a cruise alone and wound up at the captain table. After a few drinks, the captain insisted they go to his cabin or he would sink the boat. The next morning she emailed her mother : "Last night I saved 1,1000 lives."